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TOP TEN WAYS THE U.S. WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF THE NEXT
PRESIDENT WERE A DOG
10. Doggy door on oval office
9. At press conferences, instead of "Mr. President," reporters would
shout, "Here, fella!"
8. Goodbye Whitewater scandal; hello toilet bowl water scandal
7. Washington Monument replaced with hundred-story fire hydrant
6. U.S. might have more coherent foreign policy
5. Public enemy #1: that neutering bastard Bob Barker
4. Secret Service & CIA dispatched to catch that little chuck wagon
3. Country really run by dog's smarter poodle wife
2. Here's your new national anthem (Barking Dogs - "Jingle Bells)
1. One word: Snausage-gate
Letterman, Monday, July 3, 1995 - Originally broadcast 7/8/94
Playout - "Leader of the Pack" by the Shangri-La's